Captain Jack Harkness’s very first line
one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
Oh my god guys I got a slap chop.
she was a girl
he was a boy
can i make it any more convoluted and unnecessarily complicated
(Source: ectoproctologist, via ruinedchildhood)
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(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via lulz-time)
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
(Source: hoodandfabulous, via lulz-time)